Saturday, March 7, 2009

Business Class/First Night

To begin with - the drinks were free at the President's lounge, which the business class ticket Alliance paid for granted access to. I discovered this upon receiving a strange look accompanied with the words "no charge" when trying to pay for the cocktail I ordered. In the lounge, we met a guy who was flying to Mumbai working as a tobacco prevention policy consultant for the Gates Foundation who was also taking advantage of the free drinks - this is what Gates & Buffett are doing with their money. Still sounds like a cool job, get paid to fly around and tell other people what to do.

Business Class passengers board first.

IFE: Hundreds of movies, HBO-on-demand, video games, thousands of songs. Top shelf liquor - all free.

The Menu: Warm roasted nuts and spicy Indian snack mix followed by Smoked, peppered Atlantic salmon accompanied by salmon roulade with cream cheese and creamed horseradish. Fresh field greens, romaine and Belgian endive with cherry tomato, goat cheese and pecans w/ creamy chutney dressing accompanied by freshly baked assorted rolls and bread with butter including paneer naan, tandoori flatbread with mild creamy cheese and matar parathas, fried flatbread with green peas. The main course consists of herb-cursted halibut and char-grilled shrimp with pieces of lobster meat in a lobster sauce with stewed artichoke hearts and fine green beans. The main course is followed by select American and imported cheeses, fresh seasoned fruit, assorted gourmet crackers and bread, served with Port wine. Dessert consists of vanilla ice cream with choice of toppings or galub jamun, friend milk and cheese dumplings in flavored syrup.

Go to sleep and wake up to a glass of orange juice, a cup of coffee followed up by fresh strawberries, pineapple, grapes and mellon with yogurt. Warm cinnamon rolls and croissants with butter and strawberry preserves. Mushroom omelette with broccoli potato gratin and cherry tomatoes.

Mumbai airport was no big deal - looks like JFK with different people walking the halls. There were a few mosquitoes and I was paranoid for a few minutes. Clearing customs and collecting our baggage was no problem. Our driver was waiting patiently for us outside holding a sign with our names written on it. The other big difference was the palm trees everywhere. Our driver spoke no English - the extent of our conversation on the 3.5 hr drive to Pune in some sort of a Toyota SUV was a sneeze, a god bless you, and what could have been a thank you and there was also a request for some Indian radio which he responded to by turning on a TV and putting on one of the Saw movies w/ subtitles.

I saw a few crazy things on the highway linking Mumbai & Pune. Lot's of broken down trucks just sitting on the side of the road, several of them had a small child tinkering around under the side of it trying to fix it, or spending then night there, not sure. I saw a motorcycle riding the wrong way down the highway - this road was similar to the Bruckner Expy let's say in that it was 3-lanes in each direction w/ a divider, and in crappy condition. There were also lot's of crazy shanties/shacks/shops all along the sides of the roads we were driving along which looked very interesting.

We entered the Oakwood compound where we are staying and were greeted by a posse of servants who snatched up our luggage in a courteous fervor. We walked in through the front doors and were approached by a waiter with a big smile and two complimentary tropical beverages for us. Our two other colleagues Mike and Jennie came bounding down the stairs when we got up to our rooms and we proceeded to get completely hammered on a local brew - Kingfisher - until 5:30 in the morning.

I can't believe I'm in India.

My apartment has two flat screen TV's, its not huge, but its very posh, I'll post some pictures later when I hook up the camera I bought today for 15K RS. The place is totally stocked with any sort of house-ware/cooking item you could possibly need, good quality stuff from the looks of it too.

I saw two camels today, moving right along with traffic. My apartment is on the 7th and top floor situated next to some construction project, an apartment or office building that is basically a skeleton structure, so I can see right through it and beyond. Today I noticed there is a family (at least one family) of "slum dogs" living in this half-baked building. I saw the mother washing some clothes outside and the little ones running around barefoot, playing with an empty Coke can. Then I walk back inside from my balcony and eat some of the fresh fruit that was waiting for me when I got here.

Going to drink more Kingfishers then go to a restaurant on the roof of a hotel downtown.

5 comments:

  1. Tobacco Prevention activists are the worst. They are modern facists, veiled in the guise that they are trying to help the world, when they just want people to not do things that they don't like.

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  2. yeah... waht ian said!!!! i miss you already! so happy you are having fun! be good, young man!

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  3. my friend christina is trying to convince me that she and i are coming visit you sometime between august 21st and september 9th. that cool? haha miss you kid. keep posting!

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  4. dude i can't believe you're the first person on blogger to have a blog named corporateexcess. nice!

    love the vivid detail surrounding your in-flight meals. keep it up, brothaman- extremely enjoyable reading!

    miss you!!

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